Cover Letter from Your Older Brother’s High School Weed Dealer

Hey it’s me, Chad

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Helen,

You remember me, I used to hang out with your brother. He gave me your email because he owed me a favor for saving him from an ugly chick. Remember that time you came into the basement when we were playing Sonic and I said you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled? That was good advice, now you can…