From: CAROL — HR DEPT To: OFFICE — EVERYONE Subject: Office Bathroom Policies Well, gang, we have to have a talk about office potty time. I hate to do this, but, frankly, I think some of you need more rules and structure in there. This isn’t coming from HR. It’s…

Finally, some tips that work. — Having an active social life can be difficult when you’re an introvert who prefers to be home alone because you don’t want people to witness you knocking things over as you try to control your wild hands. It’s just so discouraging when you try to socialize with someone new, but…

(a Goop-brand Luxury Covid Bunker) Autumn is upon us, and usually, that would mean it’s time for my seasonal yoni steam. However, as we are still living through a pandemic (likely caused by food toxins and angry parasites), I will have to make a DIY steam. Luckily the Rhombus has…

Or Books I Threw Across the Room Ah, classic literature. The height of story-telling, what all writers aspire to create. AKA required reading from high school that you half-heartedly skimmed. Is there anything better? Turns out, yes. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein Legacy: Frankenstein is one of the most recommended books on Five Books, with…

Hey it’s me, Chad — Helen, You remember me, I used to hang out with your brother. He gave me your email because he owed me a favor for saving him from an ugly chick. Remember that time you came into the basement when we were playing Sonic and I said you’d be a lot…

Tips to Perk Yourself Up at Home — When you woke up this morning, you thought it was Tuesday, but now you’re pretty sure it’s Friday. You’re so exhausted that you can’t manage the smallest tasks, even though you haven’t been doing anything. …

Could a depressed person do THIS? Sometimes when you’re depressed it’s very important for everyone in your life to think you are fine. Including yourself. That’s where this list will come in super handy! Borne from years of very personal experience, here are my tips and tricks for pretending everything…

A Binary Love Story Chris was unlike anyone I had ever met; smart, charming, incredibly thoughtful. When we first met, I was still emotionally unavailable from a bad breakup. I held him at a distance. My defenses were up, and my heart was still raw. But somehow, he broke through. …