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The Post-Grad Survival Guide

The Budget Breakdown of a 25-Year-Old Who Makes $40,000 a Year and Lives Realistically

Not everyone has 4 roommates and can use their parent's phone plan

Aug 21, 2020

The Budget Breakdown of a 25-Year-Old Who Makes $40,000 a Year and Lives Realistically

Aug 21, 2020

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Slackjaw

Memo: New Bathroom Policies Since No One Here Can Figure Out How To Use The Goshdarn Commode

This is the camel’s straw, people

Oct 18, 2021

Memo: New Bathroom Policies Since No One Here Can Figure Out How To Use The Goshdarn Commode

Oct 18, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

As The Final Girl of Multiple Horror Franchises, I Really Need You to Start Believing Me When I Say…

LISTEN TO ME!

Oct 29, 2020

As The Final Girl of Multiple Horror Franchises, I Really Need You to Start Believing Me When I Say…

Oct 29, 2020

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Slackjaw

How To Be Better At Socializing When You’re An Introvert With Constantly Flailing Hands

Finally, some tips that work.

Oct 25, 2020

How To Be Better At Socializing When You’re An Introvert With Constantly Flailing Hands

Oct 25, 2020

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The Haven

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Newsletter as Written from the Immersed Earth Rhombus of Zen

(a Goop-brand Luxury Covid Bunker)

Sep 24, 2020

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Newsletter as Written from the Immersed Earth Rhombus of Zen

Sep 24, 2020

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The Haven

Angry Reviews of Classic Literature

Or Books I Threw Across the Room

Sep 11, 2020

Angry Reviews of Classic Literature

Sep 11, 2020

Published in
The Haven

Cover Letter from Your Older Brother’s High School Weed Dealer

Hey it’s me, Chad

Sep 9, 2020

Cover Letter from Your Older Brother’s High School Weed Dealer

Sep 9, 2020

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The Haven

Life Hacks for the Quaran-tired

Tips to Perk Yourself Up at Home

Sep 1, 2020

Life Hacks for the Quaran-tired

Sep 1, 2020

Clever Ways to Hide Your Crushing Depression

Could a depressed person do THIS?

Aug 31, 2020

Clever Ways to Hide Your Crushing Depression

Aug 31, 2020

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The Haven

I Thought He Was My Soulmate But He Turned Out To Be A Robot

A Binary Love Story

Aug 28, 2020

I Thought He Was My Soulmate But He Turned Out To Be A Robot

Aug 28, 2020

Tab Parker

Tab Parker

An alum of Chicago’s The Second City, iO, & other comedy schools. Began writing as a kid, when I was 10 I won an award for an embarrassing poem about dolphins.

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